buying a house in the woods

So the other day I was thinking of Goldilocks and the 3 bears.
So the bears have a house in the woods, right?
Then I was thinking, the bears were able to apply for a mortgage to buy a house?
Bears!?
Maybe that's why our economy and the housing market is in the toilet.
We were giving away mortgages to bears.

Dumb banks.
Unless the bears were wearing excellent human disguises.
In that case... smart bears.
But still... dumb banks.
Where is their income verification?!
Bears don't make money!
Unless they sell honey or salmon.
Am I reading into this too much?

ice ice baby...

So I woke up late this morning.
I am basically running around trying to get to work on time.
Little did I know that EVERYTHING is coating with a sheet of ice.
I take a step outside and almost fall on the concrete steps.
What is my first gut reaction when I almost fall?
To yell out "Shit Balls!"
Seriously brain!?
I have never used that term ever.
Not even in a joking manner.
But apparently my brain decided since I haven't used that term, now was a great time.
On top of that I yell it out quite loudly, with people walking by.
I felt like a fool but at least I didn't fall and crack my head open.
That would be much more embarrassing.


on a side note: this picture is from a coloring book. This man is clearly going to land on his head. What are we trying to teach our children? That its funny to see a man snap his neck on the ice?

On a completely different note... something I made.

blu

This is AMAZING!!!!!!!!
Time stop and graffiti meet and have never looked better.

move over 2008

A lot has happened within 2008 for myself let alone for the rest of the world.
However that is as reflective I will get about 2008.
I'll just say that I can't wait for my bonus and raise in 2009.
I hope I get one anyway.
Stupid horrible economy.

Now I have to get use to writing 2009.
It'll probably take me a whole month.

I celebrated the new year with my friends and abe lincoln.
Damn he's so popular and dreamy



Why do I have such a facination of abe lincoln?

Eve

Remember, remember the 31st of December.
New Years Eve is today, just in case you missed it.
Even thought I made a resoultion to move my blog here, I'm not big on resoultions. I figure if I want to do something, I'll just do it.
But some people get into it due to starting the new year fresh and new.
I dig it.

I'm actually at work today.
Its New Years Eve and its suppose to snow about 6 inches today.
What will I be doing at work (because my mind is totally distracted and I don't want to do work)?


mmm... not a lot.

popularity

What makes a person so popular?
I never have been.
You know who is popular?
Abe Lincoln.
Who would have thought.
Not I.

resolution

With the Holidays now over I am thinking of new year resolutions.
What is it you may ask?
Loose some weight, quit smoking, try to find ways to obtain super powers?
No, not quite. However finding ways to obtain super powers would be cool.
I would want powers like Jean Gray from the X-Men.
But anyway, my actual new years resolution? Something that I know I can definitely achieve....
Moving my blog to this site.
Done and done.
Whew!
That was tough work but I got it.