forgetful

Sometimes I forget there is a whole other world around me.
Sometimes I forget that I work with people who didn't vote for Obama.
Sometimes I forget that I'm at work and I should be productive.
Sometimes I forget to be careful what I say around certain people
Sometimes I forget who I am.

One time as a child I forgot I was Asian.
I looked in the mirror and startled myself. Not because I didn't know there was a mirror at the top of the stairs (because I did know), but because the person staring back at me scared me.

sometimes ignorance really is bliss and I like to pretend that the world in my head is how the world really is.
Which means, I'm perfect, the world is open minded in every way, and tons of people are reading my blog right now.

What's your world like?
What do you sometimes forget?

P.S- I am working on some new stuff.
Wondering what it could possibly be?
Here's a hint of one of my ideas:

The answer is D

So I went to the movies yesterday.
I got discounted tickets so i only paid $7.98. The sign said tickets normally go for $10.50 and I thought, damn that expensive.
Until I got to the theatres and saw that movie tickets were actually $13.25!
When did this happen?
Its been a long time since I have gone to the movie theatres.

But that isn't why I am here.
Ok I did want to bitch about the price.
I like to bitch about stuff.
whatever.
But I saw slumdog millionaire.
It was awesome.
I would write more, but I really don't want to go into detail on reviewing it.
judge for yourself and go see it.

That's all.

crap in my pants

So I was at the grocery store the other day and I saw an ad on a cart, which I then proceeded to be scared and start hysterically laughing.
Why?
Because this is the face I see


How does this face make a welcoming advertisement?
How?!

I checked out their website and they have that same scary face on their site too. I'm hypnotized by the eyes. Its like a train wreck and you cannot look away.

eep!

buying a house in the woods

So the other day I was thinking of Goldilocks and the 3 bears.
So the bears have a house in the woods, right?
Then I was thinking, the bears were able to apply for a mortgage to buy a house?
Bears!?
Maybe that's why our economy and the housing market is in the toilet.
We were giving away mortgages to bears.

Dumb banks.
Unless the bears were wearing excellent human disguises.
In that case... smart bears.
But still... dumb banks.
Where is their income verification?!
Bears don't make money!
Unless they sell honey or salmon.
Am I reading into this too much?

ice ice baby...

So I woke up late this morning.
I am basically running around trying to get to work on time.
Little did I know that EVERYTHING is coating with a sheet of ice.
I take a step outside and almost fall on the concrete steps.
What is my first gut reaction when I almost fall?
To yell out "Shit Balls!"
Seriously brain!?
I have never used that term ever.
Not even in a joking manner.
But apparently my brain decided since I haven't used that term, now was a great time.
On top of that I yell it out quite loudly, with people walking by.
I felt like a fool but at least I didn't fall and crack my head open.
That would be much more embarrassing.


on a side note: this picture is from a coloring book. This man is clearly going to land on his head. What are we trying to teach our children? That its funny to see a man snap his neck on the ice?

On a completely different note... something I made.

blu

This is AMAZING!!!!!!!!
Time stop and graffiti meet and have never looked better.

move over 2008

A lot has happened within 2008 for myself let alone for the rest of the world.
However that is as reflective I will get about 2008.
I'll just say that I can't wait for my bonus and raise in 2009.
I hope I get one anyway.
Stupid horrible economy.

Now I have to get use to writing 2009.
It'll probably take me a whole month.

I celebrated the new year with my friends and abe lincoln.
Damn he's so popular and dreamy



Why do I have such a facination of abe lincoln?