you didn't want to know

As a child I loved facial hair.
Not the long wizard kind.
Except for Merlin (the one from Sword in the Stone).
I think it was because a lot of humor revolved around his long beard.

But anyway...
I especially liked the scruff.
I remember, I would sit in my dad's lap and I would rub his 5 o'clock shadow until I fell asleep.

Good or bad, there is a lot of fascinations with a person's facial hair.
Sometimes its what makes or breaks a person.
I think a person becomes more famous with facial hair.
But sometimes facial hair doesn't help them.
Either way, I decided to compile a list of people and their famous facial hair.


Tom Selleck

Hit in the 80's for his short shorts and his bushy moustache.
He was a hottie then and became a hottie in Friends as Monica's boyfriend.
I also remember watching him on Conan O'Brien and having a mini adult massager (aka vibrator) put underneath his nose and nestled in his moustache.
Where is his famous moustache now, I wonder?

Dali.

Who can think of moustaches and NOT think of Dali?
He has a book of his moustache in different poses.
A great artist and a model moustache.
Brilliant

Oh Mr. T.

We loved you in the A-Team and... well... we still love you.
Your facial hair and your mohawk.

For the Love of Chuck Norris.

If you don't think Chuck is bad ass with his beard, then he will find you and punch you in the face.
True story.

Santa Freakin' Claus.

It's Santa Freakin' Claus.
Even for people who don't believe in Santa or celebrate Christmas at least knows who that jolly big guy who gives people presents.


Charlie Chaplin.

Hilarious and with a moustache to boot.
Too bad the moustache is ruined if you don't wear a top hat and a suit.

Hulk Hogan.

famous WWF (now WWE) wrestler.
Bleach blond handle bar moustache.
And has (had?) a reality TV show Hogan Knows Best, where a lot of people thought his daughter was hot.

Einstein.

A genius with a moustache and crazy hair.
e=mc2.
Remember that came from him. Or maybe from his moustache...

Oh there are so much more but I really can go on forever.
You might be wondering about other people who have famous facial hair.
Well, it is a bit controversial.
But there are the negatively famous people where their signature facial hair, which has barred that kind of facial hair for life.

Hitler.
um... nuf said.

Bin Ladin.
Once again.... no comment.

and this guy.

Why oh why, guy?

hmm.. makes me wonder...
would I look good with facial hair?

I believe we can all agree that the answer is YES!

what goes on in my mind

So as I watched the inaugural parade (since I was at work and missed the inauguration), the announcer was talking about the 10 balls the Obama's had to go to which will then lead them to not get home until 3AM.


I thought, damn, I would want to go to my new home and check out the whole place.
Every. single. room.

Then I will want to have my first poo in the white house.

Its like you are christening the place as your own, no?

forgetful

Sometimes I forget there is a whole other world around me.
Sometimes I forget that I work with people who didn't vote for Obama.
Sometimes I forget that I'm at work and I should be productive.
Sometimes I forget to be careful what I say around certain people
Sometimes I forget who I am.

One time as a child I forgot I was Asian.
I looked in the mirror and startled myself. Not because I didn't know there was a mirror at the top of the stairs (because I did know), but because the person staring back at me scared me.

sometimes ignorance really is bliss and I like to pretend that the world in my head is how the world really is.
Which means, I'm perfect, the world is open minded in every way, and tons of people are reading my blog right now.

What's your world like?
What do you sometimes forget?

P.S- I am working on some new stuff.
Wondering what it could possibly be?
Here's a hint of one of my ideas:

The answer is D

So I went to the movies yesterday.
I got discounted tickets so i only paid $7.98. The sign said tickets normally go for $10.50 and I thought, damn that expensive.
Until I got to the theatres and saw that movie tickets were actually $13.25!
When did this happen?
Its been a long time since I have gone to the movie theatres.

But that isn't why I am here.
Ok I did want to bitch about the price.
I like to bitch about stuff.
whatever.
But I saw slumdog millionaire.
It was awesome.
I would write more, but I really don't want to go into detail on reviewing it.
judge for yourself and go see it.

That's all.

crap in my pants

So I was at the grocery store the other day and I saw an ad on a cart, which I then proceeded to be scared and start hysterically laughing.
Why?
Because this is the face I see


How does this face make a welcoming advertisement?
How?!

I checked out their website and they have that same scary face on their site too. I'm hypnotized by the eyes. Its like a train wreck and you cannot look away.

eep!

buying a house in the woods

So the other day I was thinking of Goldilocks and the 3 bears.
So the bears have a house in the woods, right?
Then I was thinking, the bears were able to apply for a mortgage to buy a house?
Bears!?
Maybe that's why our economy and the housing market is in the toilet.
We were giving away mortgages to bears.

Dumb banks.
Unless the bears were wearing excellent human disguises.
In that case... smart bears.
But still... dumb banks.
Where is their income verification?!
Bears don't make money!
Unless they sell honey or salmon.
Am I reading into this too much?

ice ice baby...

So I woke up late this morning.
I am basically running around trying to get to work on time.
Little did I know that EVERYTHING is coating with a sheet of ice.
I take a step outside and almost fall on the concrete steps.
What is my first gut reaction when I almost fall?
To yell out "Shit Balls!"
Seriously brain!?
I have never used that term ever.
Not even in a joking manner.
But apparently my brain decided since I haven't used that term, now was a great time.
On top of that I yell it out quite loudly, with people walking by.
I felt like a fool but at least I didn't fall and crack my head open.
That would be much more embarrassing.


on a side note: this picture is from a coloring book. This man is clearly going to land on his head. What are we trying to teach our children? That its funny to see a man snap his neck on the ice?

On a completely different note... something I made.