Thursday, January 28, 2010

its coming



This is it.
Don't fret. Its coming soon.
Its not on all items but its on some.
The first of the month is the way to go.
Enjoy it while you can.
More details will come... soon.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

trading

I haven't really traded before.
Until now.
And my first experience was exciting and very worthwhile.
What's funny is that I've been looking for a new hat for a while but never found one.
Until now.
To my delight, Chelsea of birthdayeveryday.etsy.com hand knit a black hat, which looked awesome. Someone suggested how it would rock in red, like Steve Zissou in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.


Which I agreed too that it would be awesome in red. So I voiced out how I would love one. She said she liked my Honorable Mention tee. So the wheels of trading started to turn.

I got it and I'm in love.
Trading
Including my pets who wanted to sniff it for hours.
Red hat

I'll wear it all the time.
Maybe even when its not cold anymore.
Maybe when I'm inside.
Maybe I'll wear it as a night cap when I go to sleep.
But probably not.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

better. badder. best

What's better than an eye patch and Abe Lincoln?
Abe Lincoln wearing an eye patch.
Wallet

What's better than Abe Lincoln wearing an eye patch?
NOTHING!

The End.

Monday, January 4, 2010

20 years



Some of you may disagree, but with with 20 year behind them, the Simpsons are one of the "things that are awesome." At least to me.

Want proof? Who can say, they did not find the following things funny...


Dialogue between Homer and his brain:
homer: 20 dollars.....
brain: 20 dollars can get you more peanuts
homer: explain how!
brain: money can be exchanged for goods and services.
homer: woo hoo!


You pressed "you" referring to me. That is incorrect.
The correct answer is you.




Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer go... something... something....
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!


This is not including all the Ralph quotes that always come up.
"I bent my wookie" or "they taste like burning!"

If you need more proof, well then, I don't know you.
Just kidding. I do.
Well kind of.
Unless I know you in real life. Not Internet life.